Total Recall

Aight, before I begin, I want to warn people at home that if they haven't already seen Total Recall, they need to get the fu*k away from what they're doing right now, including reading this post, and get their ugly, yellow, no good keesters down to blockbuster to rent Total Recall. Don't download this film. Don't watch it online. This film needs to be watched in style. It's got Arnold. I know a lot of you think Arnold ain't shit, but if you are one of those people, then frankly the day the world sinks into a devastating Thirld World War, with blazing infernos and catastrophic calamities, I will have no problem offing you myself.

In this film, Arnold proves he is the one and ONLY OG.

Plot: Guy wants to get away from it all and hears about some special memory implant style holidays. He chooses Mars. It all goes wrong. Is he dreaming or not? Fu*k knows but people wanna fu*k him up, mainly a guy called Richter...

This film is legendary. It has holograms, cyclop freak aliens, crazy weapons and robotics, double-crossing mutants. eye-popping on zero gravity Mars surface scenes, Sharon Stone, and Hoes with three-titties. Shit, now I wanna go to Mars! I can literally quote dialogue illustrating all of those aspects. To prove myself, I will only quote one scene. Arnold, as Quaid and not the back-stabbing version of himself Hauser (you'll understand when you watch...), is using a hologram watch to fu*k some enemies up, projecting himself in different places to tactically whack his enemies. He comes round a corner, faced with these enemies, who've now fallen for the trick already, saying "Do you think this is real Quaid". By looking off-center as he delivers the line, they all look away, expecting he's a hologram, only to have him turn around and say: "It is", machine-gunning the fu*k out of every last man standing. People think James Bong has cool lines, but this literally is like a line out of the Bible.
If you claim to have a Y chromosome, watch this. The story is sick. The effects are sick. The violence is banging. All in all, it's a Verhoeven masterpiece. Get on it now!!!!!!!!
Rating: 100% (maybe the only one I'll ever give...)